Get Me To The Polls On Time
There's just a few more hours.
Until they slam the door.
A few more hours
Before they say no more.
I’m voting Midterms in the morning!
Ding dong! Kornacki’s gonna shine.
Pull down the lever!
Let's break the fever!
But get me to the polls on time!
I gotta be there in the mornin'
If not, then has to be by nine.
Please don’t delay me;
The future will hate me
But get me to the polls on time!
If they are Tweetin’
Turn off the screen.
One more commercial
And I’m gonna scream!
For I’m voting Midterms in the morning
Swoosh, whirr, the scanner’s gonna whine.
Don’t stop the countin’
My guy’s lead’s been mountin’
And get me to the polls,
Get me to the polls,
For Gawd's sake, get me to the polls on time!
I'm voting Midterms in the morning
Ding dong! Let’s do it one more time.
Suppress and depress me
You won’t prevent me.
But get me to polls on time!
I gotta be there in the morning
ID’d and lookin' in me prime.
If I seem tired,
But not undecided
Just get me to polls on time!
Oz isn’t worthy
So shoot him down;
He’s from New Jersey
Or someplace out of town.
So, I’m voting Midterms in the morning!
Ding dong! Vict’ry’s surely mine.
Lake’s got the Trump base
Oh, what a nutcase
So get me to the polls,
Get me to the polls…
For Gawd's sake, get me to the polls on time!
Herschel’s still babbling ’bout a bowl game.
Johnson’s a raving antivaxx.
Marco’s awak’n
Empty suit await’n…
Throw out the bums
Say no to quacks.
I’m voting Midterms in the morning!
Ding dong! Kornacki’s gonna shine...
Hail and salute me
Then haul off and boot me...
And get me to the polls,
Get me to the polls...
For Gawd's sake, get me to the polls on time!
Happy and Merry to all.
