The Annual Ditty (Groaners Guaranteed)
Fifty Ways to Leave Your POTUS
"The problem is all inside his head," she said to me
"The answer is easy if you don’t watch Fox TV
I'd like to join you in the struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your POTUS"
She said, "I’ll bet those Founders surely had a rule
Let's remember what they taught us one happy day in school.
But I’ll repeat myself before you jump into that pool
There must be fifty ways to leave your POTUS
Fifty ways to leave your POTUS”
You make a quick switch, Mitch
Tell him he’s through, Hugh
Don’t want to get Vlad mad
Just get yourself free
No need to be dense, Pence
You’re gonna be Prez, yes!
Let’s wipe it clean, Jeanine
And get yourself free
Ooh, make a quick switch, Mitch
Tell him he’s through, Hugh
Don’t want to get Vlad mad
You just listen to me
No need to be dense, Pence
You’re gonna be Prez, yes!
Let’s wipe it clean, Jeanine
And get yourself free
She said, "it isn’t fair to be in so much pain
I wish there was something we could do to make us smile again"
I said, "I agree with that, and would you please explain
About the fifty ways"
She said, "why don't we both tweet on it tonight?
And I believe in the morning we’ll know better how to fight"
And then he dissed me and I realized she certainly was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your POTUS
Fifty ways to leave your POTUS
Just show us some grit, Mitt
Take a new stand, Rand
Don’t need to be cross, Ross
Just get yourself free
Say that you’re sick, Mick
He’s not the Czar, Barr
We’re lookin’ at you, Sue!
And get yourself free
Just show us some grit, Mitt
Take a new stand, Rand
Don’t need to be cross, Ross
You just listen to me
Say that you’re sick, Mick
He’s not the Czar, Barr
We’re lookin’ at you, Sue!
And get yourself free
Wishing you all a Happy and Merry and a joyous 2020
Michael Liss
