The Annual Ditty 2017

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the third day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the fourth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the fifth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
5 Golden Tees
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the sixth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
6 Pence a Praying
5 Golden Tees
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
7 Seans a Swooning
6 Pence a Praying
5 Golden Tees
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the eighth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
8 Moores a Mourning
7 Seans a Swooning
6 Pence a Praying
5 Golden Tees
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the ninth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
9 Moguls Ogling
8 Moores a Mourning
7 Seans a Swooning
6 Pence a Praying
5 Golden Tees
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the tenth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
10 Ryans Reaping
9 Moguls Ogling
8 Moores a Mourning
7 Seans a Swooning
6 Pence a Praying
5 Golden Tees
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
11 Sanders Shrilling

10 Ryans Reaping
9 Moguls Ogling
8 Moores a Mourning
7 Seans a Swooning
6 Pence a Praying
5 Golden Tees
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Muellers Mulling

11 Sanders Shrilling
10 Ryans Reaping
9 Moguls Ogling
8 Moores a Mourning
7 Seans a Swooning
6 Pence a Praying
5 Golden Tees
4 Flinching Flakes
3 French Legs
2 Tiny Thumbs
and a Tweet That Was Truly Trump Free


Merry and Happy to all our Friends

Michael